From time to time Adrienne Woodyard, tax lawyer at Davis LLP, aggregates the funniest tweets she has come across and posts them on her Facebook page. They make me laugh out loud every time, so I have asked her if I can reproduce them here for all of you.
Here are a few of the gems she recently came across:
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” -giraffe food being swallowed
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) July 15, 2013
The chap pulled a shooty loudbang and the bobby jollied him right in the rusty noodles. Details at flipsy doodle. -British news, probably
— Ryan Smith (@HellisWorthit) February 24, 2013
A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win.
— Liz (@bestlizard) January 29, 2013
Fast food drive-thru workers keep trying to give me cardboard drink holders like they don’t know this minivan is a $35,000 drink holder.
— Cassandra (@aclevergirl) July 11, 2013
SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake.
— Tashtastical (@StashTheTash) April 30, 2013