From time to time Adrienne Woodyard, tax lawyer at Davis LLP, aggregates the funniest tweets she has come across and posts them on her Facebook page. They make me laugh out loud every time, so I have asked her if I can reproduce them here for all of you.
Here are a few of the gems she recently came across:
Children whisper in caps lock.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) January 25, 2013
I just yelled to my wife "Honey are yogurt lids recyclable?" & my youth ended & all my Ramones t-shirts faded away as if they had never been
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 21, 2012
Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 29, 2012
I always feel like I should eat Nature Valley granola bars over the open mouth of a second hungry person.
— Hakim Givens (@illTortuga) May 3, 2013
I'd watch more baseball games if they hid one land mine in the outfield.
— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) September 27, 2012